carve this in yer thick head!
1. Proximity
maintain at least 12 inches radii from a male organism not under the category of family. close male friends must only be greeted by a very brief handshake (approximately for about 2 seconds) or preferrably a short-range wave.
2. Ergonomics
ANNEX A: SITTING one should always sit with both legs intact. half an inch of space is forgiveable but must be rectified upon indirect notice of warden, commonly known as "the boyfriend". indirect notice should come in the form of a nudge, an eyebrow lift or a disapproving frown.
ANNEX B: WALKING one should always walk in accordance with one’s attire. also maintain a certain distance behind "warden" in case of surveillance when in public view.
ANNEX C: TALKING should avoid cussing and cursing. must choose words wisely and if one must use a blunt word, it is necessary to add the word "joke" or a smiley indicating that it is a harmless expression.
3. Telecommunication
one must always reply with utmost urgency and precision.
erase suspicious male names on inboxes in case of surprise celfone inspection.
erase replies on sent items to suspicious male names on celfone in case of surprise celfone inspection.
send warning to suspicious male texter whenever under suspected surprise celfone inspection to not make any contact until warden is out of proximity.
entertaining calls from any suspicious male may be kept under only one minute. more than a minute may cause interference wih very important "warden" call or txt which one may not be able to reply to immediately.
4. Permission
permission for other various activity without warden may only be granted when information passed regarding the people involved in these activities is approved. pleading one’s case after disapproval has been made is disrespectful and shall result to further punishment aside from not being able to go to said activity.
5. Under Oath
one must not be caught even in one small white lie. the punishment is brutal.
